tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7257632014578413949.post79347692429078877..comments2024-03-01T04:49:32.093-05:00Comments on Wimsey's Blog: Diary of a Manhattan Bloodhound: Wimsey's Blog: Diary of a Manhattan BloodhoundWimseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15858278619497589286noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7257632014578413949.post-74879419184036261262007-12-10T22:37:00.000-05:002007-12-10T22:37:00.000-05:00Notes Roy never left but might have:"Today Wimsey ...Notes Roy never left but might have:<BR/><BR/>"Today Wimsey almost killed me going down the stairs." (This would be a recurring note, actually).<BR/><BR/>"Today Wimsey decided to poop in/on/through the railing around a tree. I think he was challenging me."<BR/><BR/>"Wimsey tried to drag me into oncoming traffic today. On purpose?"<BR/><BR/>"Today Wimsey pooped a poop bigger than my head."<BR/><BR/>"Wimsey and Luie decided to have a race back home from the park, and we almost killed one old man, two nice ladies taking a walk, a Boston Terrier, and three policmen. ON YOUR LEFT! ON YOURRR LEFT!!!"<BR/><BR/>"Today I tried to take Wimsey's stick from him and he jumped on me, howling like a demon. I saw my life--and a mouthfull of enormous white teeth--flash before my eyes. Although his bark is bigger than his bite, his bark was so freakin' huge I didn't want to push it."<BR/><BR/>"Wimsey was in the mood for sprints today: he'd run full speed for fifty feet, then jerk me to a dead stop so he could sniff some pee for five minutes, then bolt off another fifty feet, then jerk to a stop... and so on, all the way through the park."<BR/><BR/>"I think Wimsey accidentally inhaled a chihuahua."<BR/><BR/>"Wimsey is the best dog in the world, and while it's true that he's slobbery, bossy, stubborn, and stinky, it's also true that he's handsome, proud, awesome and loads of fun. Nothing beats running full tilt through a gaggle of Japanese tourists behind 120 pounds of jowl-flapping bloodhound."<BR/><BR/>Cheers!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03180419831343401201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7257632014578413949.post-46051309444962335812007-12-07T16:34:00.000-05:002007-12-07T16:34:00.000-05:00I smooch you wimsey. My nmom understands the short...I smooch you wimsey. My nmom understands the short person hound dilemma and I'm just a basset with the pulling strength of an ox.<BR/><BR/>smooch,<BR/><BR/>ernestNazila Meratihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13612994137206465453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7257632014578413949.post-49514893416587730822007-12-03T12:08:00.000-05:002007-12-03T12:08:00.000-05:00Wimsey, I love your whimsy! Another question peopl...Wimsey, I love your whimsy! Another question people often ask about me is "How much did he cost?" Now that is a question that may not have a metamessage, other than "If I tried to steal you, how much could I get for you?"<BR/><BR/>Biggie-Z<BR/><BR/>Are you up for playing next weekend, perhaps?Biggie-Zhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08899011916463118409noreply@blogger.com